Tuesday, October 5, 2010

“ . . .But I don’t surf.”


In the game of waves, the waves always win . . .

but then again, so do you . . .

as long as you play, as long as you push,

as long as you get off your ass and ride the wave.

- Tui Mao



Waves tend to roll in sets.

Most days the sea is calm as lead,

but sometimes you strike gold in roars of

swell blown off a raging typhoon that sucks in

spitting spinning washing machine moments.

Ride the wave,

they say, even if she’s a brutal rapist,

even if a saltwater colonic steals your aquamarine virginity

long before your midlife enema,

even if rigid rocks smash your ride,

sever your safety line, and serve you to the sharks,

even if coral cuts your toes into pickled prunes and

shreds your shins with slits of gills

Ride the wave,

but beware the rip. It can suck you out

to a panoramic seascape in a slither of a second.

Swim against the snake and he swallows you head to toe.

To give him the slip paddle perpendicular to his path,

find the set, wait for Sara

and ride her to the sand.

Find your breath, find your bollocks,

sit, relax, reflect, repair, return to the water

and Ride the wave.

Fight foamy chopping whitewash

on your way out,

find the rhythm of the rolling walls,

duck beneath the dumping breakers

past the mash and out to glass.

Liquid hills pile up in packs,

the third peak winks over the rest.

Lovers make eyes and decide to dance

patience, poise, persistence. . .

remember your P’s and don’t be a pussy.

Paddle

Push

Pray

Rhythm is everything.


Before her feathers can tickle your stomach

the liquid mountain rises.

Caught between base camp and the summit

you realize you’re out of time.

The avalanche falls and folds you ass over end.

You’ve wound up in the spin-cycle

gasping for life, filling your lungs with liquid

darkness, silence, sinking,

fight with flailing limbs and

drag yourself deeper.

Don’t panic.

Abandon heaven and hell,

surrender your soul to the sea,

melt into the water,

and ride the wave.

Neptune spews you from the depths and

light breaks the surface as you convert to a cork.

One good breath, and here comes the rest of the set

beating you down with fluid fists.

As the blows rain on your head, you begin to fight,

but a light flickers inside.

Just close your eyes and nuzzle Mother Ocean,

so you can giggle like a schoolgirl

when she plops you gently on the shore,

the sun-warmed sand cradling your fragile frame

as the fleeting foam fondles

your bleeding toes

and the salt informs

your dripping nose

that your head’s

already begging

for more.


*All words in italics were spoken by Tui Mao and are not the words of the author.